SUBSTITUTING A SKI-MASK WITH PERMANENT MARKER

Police were responding to a call about an attempted burglary when they pulled over a car matching the alleged suspects' vehicle. Inside the car, officers found two men with their faces blackened with permanent marker.

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MY WHITE WHITE FRIENDS.

Token Black Guy!

INKADINK A BOTTLE OF INK, THE CORK FELL OUT.....

Gumby goes great with the barcode tattoo on his neck.

LOLTATZ

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS.............

Lovebirds Steven and Kathryn share a well-organised home in bustling Las Vegas.

They have a neat, if compact kitchen, a furnished living area, and a bedroom complete with double bed, wardrobe and bookshelf featuring a wide selection including a Frank Sinatra biography and Spanish phrase book.

And they make their money in some of the biggest casinos in the world.

But their life is far from the ordinary.

DRAIN PIPE FUCKOS

THEY SAY IT'S A STORY OF HOPE, THAT HEREOS ARE BORN EVERY DAY.

TOP FIVE CFL PREGAME SPEECHES.

We're heading into pivotal week 15 of the CFL season and I-am-pumped. Tonight, we have BC @ Edmonton. It's Lions vs Eskimos in The Igloo Commonwealth Stadium for the battle of last place.

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Make that top two.

SILLY PHILLY PHILLIES FANS.

Guy goes to a Phillies game; acts like an idiot. The following story happens.

However, the biggest mistake this guy made was wear a baseball jersey with the name "Juice" on the back. After another stint of standing and being a complete idiot, one fan higher in the section yelled, "Juice you suck!".
It steamrolled from there. All of a sudden, a cheer reverberated from the entire section of a few hundred people, " Let's go Phillies--Juice you suck!" It continued for several innings. Every cheer ending the same way. It was hilarious.

TOP 10 MLB PLAYS OF 2009 SEASON.

In case you missed it.

SHE'S DONE THIS BEFORE.

NBA FANTASY PASSWORD: I LOVE FATTY

Are you sure they're native?

2:20 Lil' tommy, get to the kitchen.

2:49 Brother acts faggie(?).

3:00 "Local Steamer 99"???

3:05 Mother scored ten on the whore card.

3:13 : "Excellences... is what I strive in life, and excellences native steamers"

3:24 Should have gotten the works.

3:30 Just turn that scallop into a cock and save us all the hassel.