PICNIC!!! Okay let me give you the run-down here: Mahorn was supposed to bring the coldcuts with him to the park BUT HE FORGOT. Lisa Leslie totally called him out on it, saying he was "that guy" for coming to the picnic empty-handed. So Mahorn filled his toaster-sized fists with a little L.A. Sparks jersey and gave her the old "Rock City Rhumba". Leslie spent the rest of the picnic weeping by herself in a lonely corner of the park, while Mahorn slugged back a thermos filled with ninety liquified years of women's lib. Gooooooo girls!
This has little to do with sports. It does, however, have a ton to do with scat. And scat, to some, can be a sport. I had a point here but seem to have misplaced it. Hang on, I'll check under the bed. For my point, not for scat. Coming this fall...from the makers of Wii Play and Wii Sports...it's Wii Play With Scat Sports.
What's up with my colon, friend? Little bit of a personal question, ain't it?
If you missed this tonight, you basically missed a classic. Maybe second to the pizza toss. I'm talking about the women on the right picking her nose. Video up soon.
Celtics win their 17th championship, and what do they do? Go immediately to Vegas to celebrate, like any reasonable person. Night on the town. They root on Celtics fan Manny Pacquiano to a beat down of David Diaz in their lightweight championship bout. And, they also spread their winning ways... all the way to the pole-dancing competition? What? Yes, the Celtics went to the club, the strip-club and spread the love(note:not semen, but winning love) helping Boston slut Danielle Rueda-Watts take home the banner of Pole-a-Palooza at the Bellagio.
“The fact that the Celtics were in the house - the DJ brought up the fact that they were there a couple of times and everyone cheered - contributed to her victory,” said our spy on the scene. “Because when they said, ‘Let’s hear it for Danielle from Boston,’ all the guys cheered and pumped their fists.”
Danielle, 26, reports she’s not a professional exotic dancer, although she does have a pole in her house.She studied aerial acrobatics in Canada and moved to Vegas for a role in Cirque de Soleil’s “Zumanity.”
“I’m not really a pole dancer, just an acrobat who’s sexy,” she told our spywitness.
The Mass. College of Art grad said she’s also not a big sports fan, but thought it was “pretty cool” that the Celts were in da house rooting her on to her “Pole-a-palooza” victory.
Really putting that degree to work, huh Danielle? Don't worry about it, no one will find out about this. It is Vegas, right?
Here's some video of the Celtics with Manny after his fight. A couple of winners here. Ahhhh....
