YIKES

fuck, did i just say that. o man, they're gonna kill me, fuck, i better shut up

this during the tail end of bruce pearl addressing several players recent arrests for gun possesion

REVOLUTIONARY.

But can you use your EBT card on this?

I LAUGHED.

Always the white guy with a goatee... racist.

FETTUCINI, LINGUINI, MARTINI, BIKINI

How is this guy not a fag superstar?

SUBSTITUTING A SKI-MASK WITH PERMANENT MARKER

Police were responding to a call about an attempted burglary when they pulled over a car matching the alleged suspects' vehicle. Inside the car, officers found two men with their faces blackened with permanent marker.

LINK

MY WHITE WHITE FRIENDS.

Token Black Guy!

INKADINK A BOTTLE OF INK, THE CORK FELL OUT.....

Gumby goes great with the barcode tattoo on his neck.

LOLTATZ

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS.............

Lovebirds Steven and Kathryn share a well-organised home in bustling Las Vegas.

They have a neat, if compact kitchen, a furnished living area, and a bedroom complete with double bed, wardrobe and bookshelf featuring a wide selection including a Frank Sinatra biography and Spanish phrase book.

And they make their money in some of the biggest casinos in the world.

But their life is far from the ordinary.

DRAIN PIPE FUCKOS

THEY SAY IT'S A STORY OF HOPE, THAT HEREOS ARE BORN EVERY DAY.

TOP FIVE CFL PREGAME SPEECHES.

We're heading into pivotal week 15 of the CFL season and I-am-pumped. Tonight, we have BC @ Edmonton. It's Lions vs Eskimos in The Igloo Commonwealth Stadium for the battle of last place.

5.



4.



Make that top two.

SILLY PHILLY PHILLIES FANS.

Guy goes to a Phillies game; acts like an idiot. The following story happens.

However, the biggest mistake this guy made was wear a baseball jersey with the name "Juice" on the back. After another stint of standing and being a complete idiot, one fan higher in the section yelled, "Juice you suck!".
It steamrolled from there. All of a sudden, a cheer reverberated from the entire section of a few hundred people, " Let's go Phillies--Juice you suck!" It continued for several innings. Every cheer ending the same way. It was hilarious.

TOP 10 MLB PLAYS OF 2009 SEASON.

In case you missed it.

SHE'S DONE THIS BEFORE.

NBA FANTASY PASSWORD: I LOVE FATTY

Are you sure they're native?

2:20 Lil' tommy, get to the kitchen.

2:49 Brother acts faggie(?).

3:00 "Local Steamer 99"???

3:05 Mother scored ten on the whore card.

3:13 : "Excellences... is what I strive in life, and excellences native steamers"

3:24 Should have gotten the works.

3:30 Just turn that scallop into a cock and save us all the hassel.

LOSING MY JOHNSON

Like telling a kid there's no santa claus

ALCOHOL+WHITE BITCHES+NBA PLAYERS=LOCALTUNA GOLD

Now thats what i call a back door alley-poop

Right between the eyes!

Not a single attractive person


Plenty more here

GOD THIS VIDEO IS OLD

Just FF to 1:10, bottom line...

NOTE THE DETAIL

MUST BE FROM MAINE

'HEY, I'M GOING TO GRAB THE BROOM IN BACK ROOM...'

The guys reaction at 0:09: "What is this, I dont even-"

JEREMY CLARKSON'S OPINION ON SJP.

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?

This is actually pretty good. fat beat, repeating lyrics, synthy voice, better watch out kanye. This guys supposed to know where tom brady's gonna throw the ball?


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And the original, in case you thought that was all done with a fancy computer

I'M NOT MUCH OF A PEPSI FAN EITHER.

Caught On Tape: Pepsi Yankee Promo Goes Horribly Wrong

WNBC

Yankees fans showed up to a Pepsi promotion in Times Square hoping to get Opening Day tickets. But after they realized the tickets were for a game in June, even an appearance by Goose Gossage couldn't calm them. Angry fans poured out Pepsi cans, called for a boycott and chanted "Pepsi sucks" in true Bleacher Bum fashion.

SNAKES ON A MOTHER FUCKING PLANE

here

A HIT FOR BOBBY.

The Perry Bible Fellowship

CHERYL MILLER THINKS MY WIFE IS PRETTY.

THE ARCHIVE

Best video on vimeo which I have seen in a great while.


The Archive from Sean Dunne on Vimeo.

WE HAVE A WINNER!

RANDY CAUGHT A RIDICULOUS PASS BASS.

This picture confirms it... 79% of LocalTuna readers are blacker than Randy Moss.

FYI: EVERY NCAA BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT GAME WILL BE BROADCAST LIVE ON THE INTERNETS FOR FREE.

NCAA GAMES

I'M ON A BOAT BITCHHHHHHHHH

No explanation necessary.

Rap on.

INSPIRATIONAL

Hang with this one, there is a lot going on, and if you make it to the end, there is a nice reward in store for you. I can't figure out if the interviewers are mocking him or just playing along. Courage to Ignore them?

THE FUTURE IS HERE.

I just got a 103-inch plasma screen television... fuck it, flip it over and make it a virtual air-hockey table.

IKE WHO?

Just think about the time and effort it took to make this photo happen

FUNDIES.