TOP FOUR RENDITIONS OF "TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME"

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Devin Hester sings exactly how you imagined, like he just got back from Mrs. D's room, where all the special kids go to learn after lunch time.





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First, Danika Patrick is not attractive. If you disagree, stop. Get your life together, and come talk. Now, back to the clip. I think she really nails the entire song. When she gets to "root-root-root for the Cubbies" it really ties the whole thing together. You can tell she's a big fan, just out to have a good time.





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Ozzie's wife Sharon is a leech. Enough. Anyway, this could easily be me after the Celtics game last night. Little bit tipsy. Found a little nook right next to the entertainment center to take a quick nap. Maybe took a little pee there too.






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William Hung wins. Anyone who can sneak the word penis into a song goes to the top of the list. Making a penis joke gets you into the top of any list. Well, localtuna lists.