Friday, April 11, 2008

EVERETT VS. BARNEY


The Boston Red Sox acquired switch-hitting outfielder Carl Everett via trade in December of 1999, a move which set in motion one of the most heated and vitriolic debates of our generation. See, he doesn't believe in dinosaurs. No, really. Carl Everett denies that they ever existed. LT sat down with Everett to hear his take on the largest land animals ever to roam the earth, homosexuality, and corporal punishment. That's right, it's an LT exclusive. Sort of. Okay, other than the fact that a couple other tiny publications and some guy named Tom Verducci had it a while before we did, it's an LT exclusive. Just look what the mayonnaise did to him.

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