Friday, March 7, 2008

GOD HATES THE YANKEES.


The Yankees are pretty much mush-fucked for the mush-month of April, and it's all God's fault. I guess God's secondhand man is coming to town and taking over Yankee stadium. Here's the scoop:

A quick glance of the Yankees' schedule in April reveals a pretty strange stretch: they're on the road for almost three straight weeks from the 8th through the 28th, with a random two-game home stand jammed in the middle against the Red Sox on the 16th and 17th. That makes for an awful lot of traveling and some angry Yankees. But why is the schedule so funny?

Turns out Pope Benedict XVI is coming to Yankee Stadium to say a mass on April 20th, which required that weekend's series with the Orioles to be flipped from New York to Baltimore. Since schedules are apparently incredibly delicate things, MLB didn't flip any other series to accommodate the Yanks. The result is a schedule that requires them to be in Tampa on the 15th, New York in the 16th, and Baltimore on the 18th. That's a bad week.
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So the pope is going to be here on 4/20? Insert joke about a higher meaning here.

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