Friday, January 11, 2008

L O C A L T U N A ! IS COMING... tilt your head back.

LOCAL TUNA! will be up and running soon. Daily posts with fantasy sports guru/butt-nut Ben. Waiting on his arrival anytime now, anytime... featuring inside looks at top players in top leagues and you heard it here first, multi-sport trades. I think we'll start with fantasy golf to fantasy college basketball(currently have Wen-Chong Liang with Chris Watson of those crazy Delta Devils, on the trading block.)

1 comment:

Cockpit Lockbox said...

Syntax: it's a good thing. Even Martha would struggle to thoroughly cleanse the preceding post of its lice-infested grammar and ringworm flooded word-choice. Pubic combs make creative centerpieces!

Speaking of housewives, Drew Garvey fractured my cat's leg. Sorry, kitten. See Drew, it can sound worse.

And this is the part where I have to reassure him, let him know that I'm only joking, because Drew is sensitive like that. Like a virgin. Hey!!!

So to that special lady in black in Montreal, the one who slowed her purposeful gait just long enough to tilt her head to one side and vomit at the bus stop (no doubt a byproduct of too much time spent doing H and looking forlorn at art exhibitions), to that pure and chaste Southern belle, I have but a single query:

does it get any better than this?