LOSING MY JOHNSON

Like telling a kid there's no santa claus

ALCOHOL+WHITE BITCHES+NBA PLAYERS=LOCALTUNA GOLD

Now thats what i call a back door alley-poop

Right between the eyes!

Not a single attractive person


Plenty more here

GOD THIS VIDEO IS OLD

Just FF to 1:10, bottom line...

NOTE THE DETAIL

MUST BE FROM MAINE

'HEY, I'M GOING TO GRAB THE BROOM IN BACK ROOM...'

The guys reaction at 0:09: "What is this, I dont even-"

JEREMY CLARKSON'S OPINION ON SJP.

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?

This is actually pretty good. fat beat, repeating lyrics, synthy voice, better watch out kanye. This guys supposed to know where tom brady's gonna throw the ball?


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And the original, in case you thought that was all done with a fancy computer