CYPHER SESSION #1

A fresh freestyle battle that took place at the Americans With Disabilities Center circa 2006.

Off the duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm.

SUPER BOWL ROUND UP.

The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built

Great Moments In Pre-Super Bowl Hype.

Bud Bowl - A Fond look back at the Bud Bowl Advertising Campaign, with Video.

GOOD OL' GILBERT, ARIZONA

This video is long as shit, but it's pretty fucking entertaining around the 8 minute mark.

YOU CAAAAN?!?!

Who's got a phone I can use?

THE SUPER RAMP WITH THE BIG WHEEL.

I don't know who has more time on their hands, us or these guys.

LOCALTUNA AND CARL FROM 'AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE' ARE BUTT BUDDIES.

It's Carl, and he's pissed.

As all the Localtuna veteran readers know (Carl was our first real post, sigh...), we didn't have Carl around this season to give insightful comments on the NFL. Which was tough for all us over at the Localtuna staff offices. Tough. Like, real tough. Like vagina bike tough.

LADIES MAN....

VAGINA BIKE

I'm guessing the vagina on the left has a little more hair on it... than the vagina on the right.

GOT EM SUCKIN' DICK IN PINTOS

What do you know about this?

A Local Tuna favorite!

MICHAEL VICK AND PETA.

PETA, not to be confused with the flatbread with pockets that you dunk into hummus, but the People for Ethical Treatment of Animals have made it accessible to view Michael Vick’s Animal Empathy test. Mr. Vick received a 73.5% and personally, I’m still more stunned than that time I walked in on my mom kneading cookie dough with her shirt off.



To see the entire test, along with the questions and his own handwritten answers, click here.

SNOW DAY IN ST. LOUIS + VACANT LOT BY BUSCH STADIUM =

AND THE WINNER FOR FATHER OF THE YEAR IS...

LOCALTUNA STAFF.

WORKING MY WOOD.

SPEAKING OF JOHN STARKS

Here's a three minute look-back at the legends career. Truly an inspiration. I love the song in this as well.



*No headbutts in this one

DIDN'T SEE YA THERE

Better than the time John Starks headbutted Reggie Miller.

RE:I LOVE THIS VIDEO.... BOBBY KNIGHT OUTTAKES. SO GOOD, LET'S POST IT TWICE.

We've seen this video a million times, but let's watch it again. It's nine minutes long, which is an eternity on youtube, but I watch the entire thing every time. Still doesn't make up for the fact that he (still)suckes on espn.

'I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S A MALE.'

What is going on here? Well, I know what's going on, I'm just... not to sure about it. The lion feels the same way.

BACK TO OUR ROOTS!

Jarret Johnson, a 6-3 guard for Anderson, got out on the break Monday night in a game against Coker and threw down an incredibly vicious dunk on some poor fool who tried to take a charge. Break out the suitcase, gather up your nut-sack champ, and book them a flight.

STRAIGHT FROM JOEYWONK'S GARAGE...

On days when I get extremely depressed, I just take one of these out on the highway.

ANOTHER STYLES WEDNESDAY?

Where can I find these?

WATCH THIS VIDEO. DISCUSS OVER DINNER.

*click HERE to view a short video*

Looks like just another normal Christmas to me. Except for the TV style wrap on the box, that's just ridiculous.

THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND.

Almost as awesome as Bacon Salt. Almost. 'Because everthing should taste like bacon!'

MY PREZIDENT IS BLACK; MY LAMBO'S BLUE. AND I BE GODDAM IF MY RIMS AIN'T TOO.

This is a banger right here. Pure gold. And Nas appearance too, just to bring it all together.

IT'S ANOTHER ONE

CAN SOMEONE TELL HIM WHY?

New Englands finest!
I don't know whether I should cop this guys album or the kid who did the "Aicha" song a couple years back.

HOW TO KILL AND FIELD DRESS A UNICORN THE RIGHT WAY.

I've only done it once or twice, but I now know that I was doing it completely improperly.('that's what she said') Embarrassing, I realize... so we should all take a second and visit this website to see the correct way.

http://www.rainbowsandunicorns.com/

THE TUBE WAS FINE.

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COMICS THURSDAY!

The Perry Bible Fellowship

LOCATUNA MAKES YOU RECESSION PROOF.

Here's how to get a free meal at McDonald's. If you're lucky, maybe you'll get McCafe'd. Why? Because Localtuna cares.




How to Get a Free Meal at McDonalds - video powered by Metacafe

NO ONE HAS THE HEART TO TELL HIM.

Look, everyone thinks you're an idiot. Me, your neighbors, other (former)sports blogs. We all hate you.

THE JAPANESE DO IT BETTER/CREEPIER.

It's the Japanese urinal, for kids! Watch the kid turn around and give the the wtf look to the guy videotaping. "Trying to piss here Dad, Dad... wait, Dad?"



UPDATE!

I can't even understand what's going on here. These Japanese toilets are said to be in the stall, but it just seems really creepy and you might get your leg crushed. Tell the Japanese that peeing is just fine the way it is.

LIONS FANS ARE THE BEES KNEES.

Another poor excuse to shave your chest.


Link to story.

EIGHTIES MOVIES ARE ALWAYS THE BEST.

'Milly always wondered what it was like to be a boy. This morning she woke up with her first clue.'

Willy Milly is also co-starred by Seth Green as Malcolm. He's the boy on the top-back who's looks a little to eager to see Milly's first clue.

ASIAN MAN IN BLACKFACE IMPERSONATES LOUIS ARMSTRONG.

If you're reading here to find out why this is funny, I think you might have skipped the title.

ANOTHER GIRAFFE THURSDAY!

Looks like brothers Doug and Stewart are at it again. But you can never tell who's winning the fight... they're always neck and neck.

(Videos of giraffe's fighting is always funny? Yeah, news to me as well. But now that you think about, why wouldn't it be?)

I THINK THEY MEANT EIGHT?

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT A MINUTE. Even if they cut it in a regular fashion, he would still have (basically) an isosceles triangle. Wouldn't he?"

"Hence, the joke."

"Yeah but did they get the toppings right?"

LOCALTUNA!

I love this.

WORLD RECORD SKI JUMP?

Jamie Pierre goes for the world record ski jump fall. The information box on youtube describes it as just incredible. Ehh? It's more of a drop really. And if you look closely, I'm pretty sure he lands on his head.

TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.

It's a double FAIL!

"Attack of the Show dared to say this was a unheard of triple fail, citing the poor attendance of the motorcycle race." - Jimkaider