QUEEN WILHELMINA AND THE STAGECOACH PHONIES.

LT! co-anchor Happy Duckett has a lucrative side-business, like those people on the 3 a.m. commercials who all work from home and earn six grand a week (yeah, it's called drug dealing, it's great). Anyway, he's in a band, or something. Maybe not so much a band as a wandering troupe of various circus acts that carry around musical instruments and trick club owners into booking them for a set, yo. But it's lucrative, to the tune of a couple dozen dollars a month. In your face, stupid club owners. For booking information, call toll-free (401) 789-4994 and ask for Amanda. Make that Mr. Amanda.